Dear WWOOF host!
Hi there,
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to come to your farm!!!!
It is the perfect farm for me!!! 😀
It has absolutely everything that I am looking for in a farm!!!
I truly love, love, love everything about it!!!! 💗
Enclosed is a list of 100 conditions that you must meet before I will consider going there.
Now, after a few months of weekly, even daily emails, full of asinine questions, verifying that you are going to completely kiss my ass while I'm there, I'm going to show up then take off after a few days because you expect me to get dirty and you dare to use the wrong brand of almond milk(I know I told you that was the only kind I drank, but, hey, people change).
Better yet, after you have invested countless hours on me, a few days before my planned arrival date, I'm probably going to disappear off the face of the earth without a word and leave you hanging, even giving you flight arrival info so you waste half a day driving to the airport.
But, hey, I don't owe you anything!
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